Discworld 35 Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett

Author:Terry Pratchett [Pratchett, Terry]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: sf_fantasy
Published: 2011-02-09T23:44:00.417000+00:00

"Be where?" said Tiffany.

"Everywhere. Anywhere."

"Granny, your hat squeaked," said Tiffany. "It went meep!"

"No it didn't," Granny said sharply.

"It did, you know," said Nanny Ogg. "I heard it too."

Granny Weatherwax grunted and pulled off her hat. The white kitten, curled around her tight bun of hair, blinked in the light.

"I can't help it," Granny muttered. "If I leave the dratted thing alone, it goes under the dresser and cries and cries." She looked around at the others as if daring them to say anything. "Anyway," she added, "it keeps m' head warm."

On his chair, the yellow slit of Greebo's left eye opened lazily.

"Get down, You," said Granny, lifting the kitten off her head and putting it on the floor. "I daresay Mrs. Ogg has got some milk in the kitchen."

"Not much," said Nanny. "I'll swear something's been drinking it!"

Greebo's eye opened all the way, and he began to growl softly.

"You sure you know what you're doing, Esme?" said Nanny Ogg, reaching for a cushion to throw. "He's very protective of his territory."

You the kitten sat on the floor and washed her ears. Then, as Greebo got to his feet, she fixed him with an innocent little stare and took a flying leap onto his nose, landing on it with all her claws out.

"So is she," said Granny Weatherwax, as Greebo erupted from the chair and hurtled around the room before disappearing into the kitchen. There was a crash of saucepans followed by the groioioioing of a saucepan lid spinning into silence on the floor.

The kitten padded back into the room, hopped into the empty chair, and curled up.

"He brought in half a wolf last week," said Nanny Ogg. "You haven't been hexperimenting

And no one heard the Wintersmith say: "Sulfur enough to make a man!"

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